Facing death on Earth, Xiao Tian is abruptly summoned to the mysterious Great Yan Dynasty by the stunning Empress Zi Ruoyan—with one shocking proposal: become her husband. Along with the proposal comes the legendary Strongest Supreme System, a tool meant to make him invincible. But Xiao Tian has different ambitions. He doesn’t want power, glory, or battle. All he wants is to be the Empress’s ultimate gigolo! Rejecting the overpowered system outright, he shocks everyone with his decision. Yet the story takes a bizarre twist—the abandoned system mutates into the Dog-Licking System, designed to help him shamelessly please the Empress! With cringe-worthy skills, romantic absurdities, and hilarious encounters, Xiao Tian begins his unconventional rise—not as a supreme cultivator, but as the most outrageous lover in history